Emo Song Titles and Other Pretentious Horrors

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Strap on that Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, say your Famous Last Words, because Sugar, We’re Going Down into the dark depths of the heart.

We’re talking a serial killer inspired by Rick Springfield, A 1Percenter battle royale, and Wendigo on toddler violence!

Hold onto your Konstantine and Make Damn Sure you’re ready for a thrilling read as this track list will leave you Face Down.

Keep your bangs low and your heart broken by this collection of terrifying tales.

Parental Advisory:
This short story collection is not for the feint of heart. There's sex, gore, and murderous Kardashians.

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Strap on that Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, say your Famous Last Words, because Sugar, We’re Going Down into the dark depths of the heart.

We’re talking a serial killer inspired by Rick Springfield, A 1Percenter battle royale, and Wendigo on toddler violence!

Hold onto your Konstantine and Make Damn Sure you’re ready for a thrilling read as this track list will leave you Face Down.

Keep your bangs low and your heart broken by this collection of terrifying tales.

Parental Advisory:
This short story collection is not for the feint of heart. There's sex, gore, and murderous Kardashians.

Strap on that Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, say your Famous Last Words, because Sugar, We’re Going Down into the dark depths of the heart.

We’re talking a serial killer inspired by Rick Springfield, A 1Percenter battle royale, and Wendigo on toddler violence!

Hold onto your Konstantine and Make Damn Sure you’re ready for a thrilling read as this track list will leave you Face Down.

Keep your bangs low and your heart broken by this collection of terrifying tales.

Parental Advisory:
This short story collection is not for the feint of heart. There's sex, gore, and murderous Kardashians.